Is that red hair on your chest?

Well, I recently acquired a Total Gym. I hear that every rep on this thing spawns a new red hair somewhere on your body... Maybe someday my legs can be named Law and Order. I should be looking like this in no time, and in the spirit of the subject, here a few Chuck Norris facts:

1. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
2. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
3. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.