Well, I recently acquired a Total Gym. I hear that every rep on this thing spawns a new red hair somewhere on your body... Maybe someday my legs can be named Law and Order. I should be looking like this in no time, and in the spirit of the subject, here a few Chuck Norris facts:
- There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
- Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.